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Post by Gcio on Jul 6, 2008 20:40:10 GMT -5
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Post by Gcio on Jul 7, 2008 8:45:10 GMT -5
Review #2: Sweety R18: Yes Pairing: Masaya x IchigoEverybody who knows about Tokyo Mew Mew doujinshi should be familiar with Sweety. Or, if not directly, they should at least have seen some of the insert pics floating around. Such as this one. KISSY KISSYAnother doujin picture where Ichigo looks high. Will wonders ever cease? Now, since this doujin is untranslated, it's gonna be pretty difficult to see what's going on (besides random pr0n). So any statements such as "Ichigo was thinking of Masaya" and whatnot... those are just assumptions. Now! Let's begin. We're faced with the table of contents (which nobody cares about), and two insert pics. The full pic reads, "TOKYO MEW MEW" on the bottom of the page, just in case you forget this is a TMM doujin. And this is just in case you forget that you're reading Sweety. Or, in this case, a review of Sweety. I hope you didn't forget. This IS porn, after all. We start with Ichigo wandering around the hallway / shoe locker place. Then Masaya shows up. Ichigo's cat ears and tail appear, and she randomly freaks out and runs away... to the bathroom. And does some stuff. Luna Papa goes into more, um, detail about this on page 2, but I think I'll leave this to your imagination. Page 3! This obviously happens later. Ichigo is thinking about something, probably flashbacking to the events of page 1 and 2. Then Masaya shows up out of nowhere... again... and Ichigo freaks out... again... and her ears and tail appear... again. Then they talk about some stuff, and Ichigo starts freaking out again. Okay, this is edited. She runs over to Masaya (or, possibly, back to the bathroom) and, as if by the force of some magical plot device... ...she trips. Then, because Ichigo is on top of Masaya, the pants monster appears, triggering Masaya's transformation into Faceless Hentai Guy. Well, he's not quite faceless yet, but give him some time. Anyway! He quickly goes from the nature-loving omg ttly hawtnes Masaya we all know and love (?) to creepy rapist who's after Ichigo's vegetables. Oh, and guess what time it is? It's time for the disturbing face contortions. Well, that was quick. Also, note that this all happens in a classroom. At school.On a desk, to be exact. Anyway! There's another page of blabbity blah, Ichigo makes another really cute face expression, and chapter 1 of Sweety comes to a close. And, once again -- unless you count that insert pic of Pudding -- the other Mew Mews are nowhere to be found. Until next time, ~Fushi
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Post by :D on Jul 7, 2008 9:07:14 GMT -5
I think Ichigo has a maggot coming out of her mouth in the last picture of her in disturbing face contortions.
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Post by Gcio on Jul 7, 2008 9:09:34 GMT -5
I think Ichigo has a maggot coming out of her mouth in the last picture of her in disturbing face contortions. ...holy sh!t, you're right.
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Post by :D on Jul 7, 2008 9:19:20 GMT -5
Oh, and her eye. Her tear looks like a maggot too.
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Post by Gcio on Jul 7, 2008 9:21:40 GMT -5
Watch out, Ichigo! All your friends are escaping!
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Post by Moonie on Jul 7, 2008 9:31:36 GMT -5
Also, note that this all happens in a classroom.
At school.
On a desk, to be exact.
Kid:.. hey, didn't a teacher get like arrested for allowing her students to do this? Teacher: Screw THAT. I'm selling this on Ebay, baby. Kid:.. and wait, doesn't that girl have CAT EARS? Teacher:.. *shifts away*
the other Mew Mews are nowhere to be found.
If you ever find this dojin (http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q59/qwerty4356/Random/d2003-08b.jpg) Ypu have to review it.
For pure curosity on how sick someone can be to write a RINGO doujinshi. *sob*
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Post by Gcio on Jul 7, 2008 9:35:15 GMT -5
Also, note that this all happens in a classroom. At school. On a desk, to be exact. Kid:.. hey, didn't a teacher get like arrested for allowing her students to do this? Teacher: Screw THAT. I'm selling this on Ebay, baby. Kid:.. and wait, doesn't that girl have CAT EARS? Teacher:.. *shifts away* the other Mew Mews are nowhere to be found. If you ever find this dojin (http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q59/qwerty4356/Random/d2003-08b.jpg) Ypu have to review it. For pure curosity on how sick someone can be to write a RINGO doujinshi. *sob* Oh god, tentacle raep. (What about "Melty Kiss"? The one with Berry...) So, next is... Mew Musume 1. (I read all 3 last night, along with Strawberry Sex... as for the rest of Sweety, I should do that now.)
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Post by Moonie on Jul 7, 2008 9:37:20 GMT -5
Oh god, tentacle raep. (What about "Melty Kiss"? The one with Berry...)
Hm... but berry sucks. HAha
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Post by NUMBER 1 FREAKING? PRINCESS on Jul 7, 2008 10:09:35 GMT -5
Same as the people who can write doujinshi 'bout Pudding?
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Post by Gcio on Jul 7, 2008 10:53:26 GMT -5
Review #3: Mew Musume 1 R18: Yes Pairing: Ryou x Ichigo, a small bit of Masaya x IchigoThe covers of Mew Musume 1 and 2 are well-known, too. The first book cover has a picture of Ichigo collecting (very well-drawn) strawberries with her skirt. Also, someone stole her bloomers. But it's still a cute picture. Again, this one is untranslated. So, like I said before, most of the summary will be guessed. We get an uncolored version of the cover, too, and a cool insert pic of Zakuro, Lettuce and Ichigo. Then, the doujin begins. It starts with Ichigo returning home, running upstairs and going into her bedroom. She's tired from running, and seemingly panicked about something. Hooray, finally a different art style! Then she starts flashbacking to an hour earlier, when she was walking home from school with Masaya. She seems really, really nervous about something, and then... ...uh-oh. Looks like Sweety's influence has spread to Mew Musume 1. Too bad there are no bathrooms nearby. Then they're sitting on a bench, and Masaya's talking about environmental stuff. Then, suddenly, Ichigo gets this look in her eye. And... wow, this doujin really is like Sweety. Then Ichigo panics and runs away. ...just like in Sweety. Back in the present, Ichigo gets that slutty look, and... starts doing that again. With her tail this time. And from what I see, she's saying "Aoyama-kuuuu~n...". Ichigo, you're being really creepy now. What? Time for disturbing face contortions already? Face contortions: interrupted. So, since this is a hentai doujin, Ichigo is stupid enough to let Ryou in. They talk for about a page. What about, I don't know, but I can guess. Suddenly, Ichigo gets dizzy, and, once again... She then proceeds to violate Ryou's pants. This causes him to eventually transform into Faceless Hentai Guy. Okay, so he's not faceless. How about... Mindless Hentai Guy? What do you think? Also, enjoy the panty shot. Now can it be disturbing face contortions time? However, they're interrupted once more when Ichigo randomly turns back into less-of-a-s!ut mode. And she is pissed. Not as planned, Ichigo. Ryou is in full rapist mode, now, and there's no stopping the lemon. This IS a hentai doujin, after all. No, Ichigo, trying to get away won't work. You've delayed it long enough-- it's time for the disturbing face contortions at last. Cut. Then Ryou leaves, I guess. Poor Ichigo. The scene switches to the next day at school, and Ichigo is acting like nothing happened. When, SUDDENLY--! --she walks in on a yaoi-fest bunch of dudes changing. PE class? But then, she sees this. To Ichigo, a half-naked Masaya can only mean one thing: To the bathroom!! Could this be a widely-used TMM doujinshi cliche? Is Ichigo ever going to get pregnant from those three lemons she had to endure? And where the hell are the other Mew Mews? ...only time will tell. Until next time, ~Fushi
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Post by Gcio on Jul 7, 2008 11:02:07 GMT -5
Wait a minute... this is just like in "Trouble, Trouble and Trouble". With Ichigo's "reproductive season". THAT'S WHY SHE'S ALL SLUTTY HERE. I knew it~
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Post by Moonie on Jul 7, 2008 11:02:38 GMT -5
I;'m going to try sorta not really msting this
It starts with Ichigo returning home, running upstairs and going into her bedroom. She's tired from running, and seemingly panicked about something.
Ichigo: NEED.. A... TAMPON.
Then she starts flashbacking to an hour earlier, when she was walking home from school with Masaya. She seems really, really nervous about something, and then...
Ichigo: Crap, I think Kish stole them!
Uh-oh. Looks like Sweety's influence has spread to Mew Musume 1. Too bad there are no bathrooms nearby.
Then they're sitting on a bench, and Masaya's talking about environmental stuff. Then, suddenly, Ichigo gets this look in her eye.
Ichigo: Masaaayaa~ can you get me some chocolate? Masaya: Chocolate? ..chocolate? CHOOOOCCOOOOOLATE CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEE!!!!!!! Ichigo:.. nevermind.
And... wow, this doujin really is like Sweety. Ichigo: I WILL get that chocolate. Then Ichigo panics and runs away. ...just like in Sweety. Ichigo:.. oh frig, that's why I want chocolate! I'm on the rag! MUST.. GET.. TAMPON. Back in the present, Ichigo gets that slutty look, and... starts doing that again. With her tail this time. And from what I see, she's saying "Aoyama-kuuuu~n...". Ichigo, you're being really creepy now.
What? Time for disturbing face contortions already?
Ichigo: Good, kish hasn't stolen my tampon. *happy dance* Face contortions: interrupted.
So, since this is a hentai doujin, Ichigo is stupid enough to let Ryou in. They talk for about a page. What about, I don't know, but I can guess.
Suddenly, Ichigo gets dizzy, and, once again...
Ryou: Oh gawd Ichigo, you are being such a betch. Are you pmsing? Ichigo: Yup.
Mst will stop here and maybe continue I dunno haha
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Post by Gcio on Jul 7, 2008 11:10:27 GMT -5
In either version (MST & doujin) .... poor, poor Ichigo.
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Post by Gcio on Jul 7, 2008 14:13:06 GMT -5
Bad news. I won't be able to make any new reviews for a while. D: (The next Sweety story isn't that great anyway... Just more Ryou x Ichigo, and badly-drawn.)
But after that is some Pai x Mint x Kish x Zakuro, so that will be fun.
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