Review #5:
Mew Musume 2
R18: Yes
Pairing: Pai x Mint x Kish & Kish x Zakuro & Zakuro x MintOkay... I don't care if this is hentai, the art is amazing. It's different than Mia Ikumi's, but it really works for Tokyo Mew Mew.
(Or maybe, after having to endure chapter 2 of Sweety, anything works for me.)
Right! So, to prove my point, we start off with an adorable picture of Mint, sleeping with a teddy bear (not like that u huntai).
Mew Musume 2 > Sweety chapter 2 already.
Then the doujin begins.
By the way, in case you didn't take that all in just now... This doujin actually stars somebody other than Ichigo, Masaya or Ryou! Unfortunately, the outcome is pretty much the same: RAEP.
From what we can see here, Kish and All The Rest (huhu) have kidnapped Zakuro, and Mint is not happy about that. Mint tells him to let her go, and he makes this cute pouty face like "Aww, but I wanted to steal her vegetables!"
Of course, Mint can't just fly up there and
Mintoon Alo Kish in the face. No, that's be too easy.
Today's scenario.
After moar yelling, Kish is still like "Pff nuwai." Then Mint randomly flashbacks to some time when Zakuro was hurt and Mint was helping her up. Then... flashback almost-snog! Onoes.
Mint starts fangirling to herself, and Kish is just like, "umm wtf is she doin?"
And then... Kish
stops being cute gets a NAUGHTY IDEA. Uhuhuhu.
It's that time already?
Kish: Huhu~ *loligrope*
Zakuro: Kyaaa~ *face contortion*
Mint: WHAT THE KISSHU?!! GTFO MY ZAKKY-POO YOU BETCH
At this point, Mint DOES make an effort to save Zakuro, but she's stopped by Pai.
Then...
At this point, Mint is pretty much having a panic attack. Her Zakky-poo is being loligroped?! And Mint isn't the one loligroping? Oh, no no no. There shall be none of that.
So what does Mint do? She screams at Kish in large, jagged letters. Then, from what I can assume, she does the only thing she can possibly do now in doujinshi land: She offers to be loligroped in Zakuro's place.
^ Large, jagged lettersKish hands Zakuro over to Tart and flies toward Mint. Pai... holy sh!t, Pai YANKS Mints arms up and he has this friggin' EVIL expression on his face. I kid you not. Look at that.
Lettuce, if you're reading this, stop. Stop right now.
Kish then does some YANKing of his own, and YANKS Mint's dress in half, revealing her non-mutated loli nipples. Which... get abused.
Face contortion.
Be amazed by my art skillz.
Mint then sees that Tart and Zakuro are watching this happen. Tart is
very interested, and Zakuro... Zakuro's just sad.
Face contortion.
Then, Kish decides to go a little further. Mint yells at him. Probably something like, "Hey! That wasn't part of the deal!!" Kish doesn't care if it was part of the deal. So i herd u liek face contortionz.
Mint is SUPER-p!ssed now. Okay, that is an understatement. She continues to yell at Kish, therefore not
Mintoon Alo -ing him in the face. Kish doesn't listen. Two more face contortions.
Zakuro is sad. Mint is scarred. But Kish thinks this is
hilarious! And there's only one think that could make it even funnier...
actual rape!
So he does it. He actually rapes Mint. No more veggies for you, birdy.
Oh, sh!t, now
Zakuro is pissed.
Zakuro yells at them to stop. Probably, "You've gone too far!"
Then, Mint... oh god, this doujinshi is making me depressed.
Poor Mint... ;-;
But Kish is just like, "I don't caaare~~" and face contortion.
D:
Another page of rape. Then they flip Mint over (Pai and Kish are holding her up) and.... seriously, Lettuce. STOP. HERE.
Lettuce, if you're still reading... If it's any consolation, Mint does not want.
Right. So I'm gonna have to, um, stop with the face contortions because of this. Sorry.
Speaking of which, it's funny how we never get any face contortions from the guys. Come on, not even a little fanservice for the female readers?
.....okay, there aren't supposed to be any female readers.
Zakuro yells at them again. We don't see Tart, but he's probably watching very intently.
Then... rape over. Mint is sad. And probably scarred for life. She really needs a hug. ...and a bath.
Oh,
there he is.
"Did you get all that?"
"Sure did! I can't wait to try it on Pudding!"
Then... they leave. And, RIGHT on cue...
"HEEERE we come, to save the DAAAY!"
Yeah, where the hell have YOU three been?
Then... Mint faints. Poor Mint.
When she wakes up...
She finds Zakuro hovering over her,
like a stalker looking really worried.
Mint looks around and asks where she is. It looks like they're still in the... um... field. I think they were in a field. Also, Mint has a blanket over her now. Ichigo, Lettuce and Pudding have mysteriously vanished.
Zakuro apologizes for what happened, and thanks Mint for being so brave (okay, I'm still guessing here. Humor me).
The last page could have been so adorable. Mint says "Ah... O...neesama..." with another really cute face expression, and she starts crying. Zakuro is holding Mint's shoulders with an "It's alright now..." look on her face.
But, like I said. It
could have been adorable. All they had to do was have Mint sitting down, like she WAS BEFORE. But nooo. And what's with that big "toro..." sound effect?
I'd say "Alls well that ends well", but... it wasn't well. It was
depressing. I wonder how many people were depressed by this doujin when they bought it... and how many were thinking, "Go for it, Kish!!"
Shenanigans.
Until next time,
~Fushi