Fushi: ...well.
Mint: Well?
Fushi: deviantART is blocked. Now I have nothing to do at all EXCEPT work on this.
Ichigo: *looks* ..."social networking"...?
Fushi: Yeah.
Ichigo: But TMMRP isn't blocked.
Fushi: Nope.
Ichigo: An art website and an image-hosting site is blocked as "social networking"... but an actual FORUM is just fine.
Fushi: Yup.
Fushi: Well, anyway, here's chapter three. Who knows, I might finish it all today since I have NOTHING to do. At all.
Mint: You told us already.
Three cheers for chapter three! Ha ha my creatorFushi: GOD YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN
is pleased that she has 5 reviews now! That really cheered her up so she updated me.Fushi: STOP THAT
Thanks to usagiki1234 - i'm sorry she's called Sakura but i wanted the name scheme to match XDMint: Let's see... "It was great...for somereson i dont really like tha name sakura cuz thats pinkys name( sakura from naruto) but ill live." Oh great, another Narutard.
Ichigo: They'd better not watch Card Captor Sakura, then.
Fushi: Or Penguin Musume Heart.
Mint: So what do they mean by "name scheme"? "Sakura" isn't a food name so it DOESN'T match.
Ichigo: Why haven't we seen any "Mew Sakuranbo"s?
Fushi: Yeah, I like that word. Sakuranbo. SakuRANbo.
Jesusfreak213 - i didn't think of it to be a KeiichiroxOC fic. I don't want it to be a KeiichiroxOC but i think that Sakura will begin to see him like a big brother.Fushi: "Itai yo, oniichan~"
Mint: *smacks* Stop it.
It has a very good chance of becoming a KisshuxOC ficAll: *monotone*
Another Kish x OC fic.
but i'm just gonna wait and see how the story unfolds.Fushi: So there's also a chance of it not being Kish x OC.
Mint: Start taking your bets, readers.
Kish:
Please pair me with Ichigo please pair me with Ichigo please pair me with IchigoIchigo: Not happening.
MewToffee - Thanks for saying that my intro was awesome. That really put me in a good mood.Kish: ...sh!t, guys! They blocked the cbox for being a "chat site"!
Fushi: If they block Proboards I am going to rage so hard.
Wow, that's the first time my creator has written something. Usually i'm stuck doing it, i guess she's happy that she got reviews.Fushi: Nobody likes the "talking fanfic" routine, Redeeming Grace Broken Sanity.
Mint: ....what?
Fushi: Oogh, you're right. That's a weird name. We'll just call you Rgbs, okay?
Kish: How about "Rugbass"?
Fushi: Better! Good job, Kish!
Kish: I am
so cool.
Chapter Three: Sakura's Nightmare! Kisshu's Strange GuiltFushi: Sakura has a nightmare and Kish feels strangely guilty for I-forget-what-he-did.
Mint: Then he realizes the error of his ways and runs off into the sunset with Pa-- um, Sakura. He runs off with Sakura.
Lettuce: *sharpens knives* Yes... it's better this way...
Mint: ....*scoots away*
Everyone’s voice was unclear, and my sight was hazy. The last thing I saw was the blue sky before I passed out.
I was surrounded by darkness. There was no light and I couldn’t see an inch past my nose.Ichigo: That's pretty much what happens when you're surrounded by darkness.
I took a step forward into the darkness, but fell down. I grabbed my stomach in pain, it felt like it was my insides were on fire.Fushi: OOH, OOH, I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
I opened my mouth to scream, but not even a squeak came out of it. Tears fell from my eyes as I placed my hand over a hole in my stomach. Had I been stabbed?Fushi: You were... ONIKAKUSHI'd?
Kish: WATANAGASHI'd?
Mint: Will you shut
up-a-shi'd?
I felt weak. My stomach wouldn’t stop burning. What was wrong with me?Fushi: *flatly* You died.
I tried to stand up, but failed. My stomach hurt too much. I sat on my feet as I clutched my stomach tighter. The pain wouldn’t go away.Kish: Yeah, this is great, Rugbass, can we get on with it already?
“Oh, don’t worry. You’ll soon be mine and forget about those Mew Mews.” I heard Kisshu say. I looked around for him, but he wasn’t anywhere to be seen, so why did it sound like he was standing beside me?Kish: I'm invisible.
Ichigo: Duh.
“I’ll be back for you.” Kisshu’s words repeated around me as I frantically turned my head in every direction. His voice was clear, like he was close by, but he wasn’t anywhere near me.Kish: I'm
invisible!I cried out with frustration, many emotions were coursing through me. I felt angry that Kisshu had stabbed me,Fushi: ...oh wait, he
did stab her, didn't he?
Mint: Probably.
I was confused by his words, ‘I’ll be back for you.’. What did he mean by that?Kish: ...I mean that I'll be back for you?
My stomach was numb due to the wound, the pain was excruciating. I wanted the it to end, I wouldn’t have cared if I had dropped dead at that moment.Fushi: Let's all cross our fingers.
“Sakura-chan!”
“Sakura ‘nee-chan!”Mint: She's gonna wake up.
Fushi: Dammit. My dreams of this awful fanfic
finally ending have been shattered.
“Sakura!”
“Sakura-chan!”Ichigo: Hm-hmmm~ *looks at watch*
“Sakura, wake up!”
I heard several voices shout my name.Kish: That's kind of obvious by now.
Where were they coming from? I couldn’t see anyone around me. Was I hallucinating?
“Sakura-chan!”Ichigo: SAKURA-CHANY MY LOVE
“Gyaa!” I screamed as I quickly sat up. I was panting heavily and my forehead was covered in sweat.Fushi: Well, we all know what
this means!
“Sakura ‘nee-chan is okay!” I heard Purin shout. I blinked as my vision became clearer. The Mew Mews were stood around me, joined by Ryou and Keiichiro.
“Where am I?” The room I was in was unfamiliar. The walls were white with beach flooring and furniture. I was placed on the single bed which was in the middle of the room.Kish: (as Ryou) "You're in
myyyyy room, baybeh."
Fushi: A Ryou x OC fic? That'd be different.
“You’re in the back of the café.” Retasu answered.Kish: D'awww....
Mint: I hope that was a "d'aww" of disappointment.
Fushi: A Lettuce x OC fic? That'd be different.
Lettuce: ........I'd stab you if I wasn't feeling so
confused right now.
My arms wrapped around my stomach as the burning sensation began. “Ouch!” I winced.
“Lie down, Sakura-chan.” Keiichiro ordered. I did what I was told to do and lay back down on the bed.Fushi: Well, anyway. I guess that was "Sakura's Nightmare". Next is "Kish's Strange Guilt".
Mint: ....oh, look. We're halfway through.
Fushi:
Awesome.Ichigo: ....Fanfiction.net's Tokyo Mew Mew page was blocked for
no reason.Fushi: Oh, for--
“What happened to me?” I asked, looking up at the plain ceiling.
“You got stabbed.” Ichigo answered solemnly.Fushi: PFFFFFF OH GOD I LOL'D
“Stabbed?” I repeated with a squeak. My voice was hoarse and weak. My gaze fell to my bandage-wrapped stomach. Is that why I felt like I had a hole in my stomach? Because I was stabbed?Kish: That's what happens when you get stabbed there, so I'd assume so.
I noticed the time on the alarm clock which was sitting on the bedside table, it read 21:57.Fushi: I do not know what that means.
“I need to get home!” I stated as I tried to climb out of the bed.Fushi: ....okay,
that's what it means.
“Slow down, Sakura. If you move too much you’ll open the wound.” Ichigo grabbed my arm and placed it around her neck as she helped me stand up. Retasu grabbed my other arm and her and Ichigo lead me out of the back room. The others followed silently.Ichigo: In a single-file line.
“What will I tell my mother?” I asked myself rhetorically.
“Shirogane-sama phoned your house and told her that you…” Retasu trailed off. I think she had forgotten what he had told my mother.Mint: Great job, Lettuce.
Lettuce: *glare*
What did he tell my mother?Kish:
Well, whatever it was, I was sure to find out sooner or later. “What did he say Ichigo-chan?”Fushi: WHY ARE WE STILL DWELLING ON THIS
“Something about her slipping on water and falling onto the draining board where loads of knives were…I think.” Ichigo looked deep in thought.Mint: ....I am so disappointed.
Fushi: If I was her Mom, I'd probably want her to stop working there ASAP. I mean, if they're just leaving
knives around...
Ichigo: Thinking timeline-wise... This is still Sakura's first day, too.
I wanted to laugh, but if i did, the chance of my wound opening were good.
We were now outside the café. It was freezing and I began to feel dizzy.Fushi:
Please tell me she dies... Just once? Please?
Mint: You kind of only need to die once before you're dead.
Fushi: Not in anime, you don't.
Kish: *solemnly* People die if they are killed...
“Brr, it’s freezing.” Minto moaned as she rubbed her arms to keep them warm.Ichigo: We've already covered this.
Fushi: Great vocabulary, Rugbass.
The sounds around me were becoming distorted again, I think I was fainting, or losing consciousness.
“Sakura ‘nee-chan looks pale!” Purin screamed.Kish: SCREEEEEEEEAM
Fushi: I SCREAM YOU SCREAM
I heard her very clearly, much to my dismay. Her voice almost popped my ear drums.Ichigo: Who is she, Black-White?
Retasu placed her hand on my forehead. “She’s freezing.”Fushi: Three...
I coughed as Retasu moved her hand away from my forehead. I felt like I was sunbathing in a freezer.Fushi: I think that counts as four...
Mint: "Sunbathing in a freezer". That's great.
“Girls, get her into my car. I’ll take her home.” I heard Ryou order. Several heads nodded as I was helped into a red car.Fushi: "Several heads" again. Something like "the girls nodded" would work better here...
I was shifted into the passenger seat, the inside of the car was so warm, my head began to feel clearer.
“Oyasuminasai, Sakura-chan!” The girls shouted as they closed the passenger door. I waved to them as Ryou sat in the driver’s seat.Fushi: Um um um I THINK I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
“Where do you live?” He asked as he put the key in ignition.
“167 Kyomi Street.”Kiyomi: Po~ke~ke~ke--
Mint: Stop.
Fushi: Dude, guys. "Story About Seven Girls" just came on my mp3 player. ...wait, let me rephrase--
Kish: Awesome!
Fushi: ...yes. We're all just all the same.
I answered softly as I buckled my seatbelt. My voice was still weak and my stomach wouldn’t stop hurting. I wanted to cry, but my eyes felt too dry to conjure up tears.Ichigo: "Conjure" up tears?
Mint:
Someone's been using a thesaurus.
Ryou started the car and drove away from the café and onto the dark and winding streets of Tokyo.
The drive was silent, too silent. Ryou had turned the radio on, but that just made me feel awkward. The radio station was good, but not many good songs were playing.Fushi: Sorry, Sakura, you're not going to be hearing "Hare Hare Yukai" or "Love Shine" tonight.
Ryou hadn’t tried to make conversation, so I didn’t bother to start one. The roads were empty apart from the odd few cars passing us. I couldn’t stop looking out of the window, it fascinated me how tranquil the streets were at night, I just wanted to be walking on the sidewalk, enjoying the silence out there instead of suffering from the silence in the car.
The car came to a sudden stop, causing my body to move forward with recoil.Fushi: RYOU'S CAR used TAKE DOWN!
“We’re here.” Ryou stated as he opened the car door.
I unbuckled my seatbelt and opened the car door on my side. I winced as I slowly and carefully climbed out of the car. “Thanks for taking me home.”
“Don’t mention it.” Ryou grabbed my arm and flung it around his neck as he walked me over to the front door of my house.Mint: ....Maybe it'll be Ryou x OC after all.
Kish: That... is completely unobjectionable.
Lettuce: Can't argue with that.
“Your wound should take six days to heal. When you’re fully recovered you can come back to the Café Mew Mew and help the others battle the aliens.” His voice was monotone, as if he didn’t care that I had been injured.Fushi: Or not.
Kish:
Dammit!
I would of said something to him, but my mother came rushing out of the house, almost in tears.
“Sakura-chan, are you ok?” She pulled me into a hug.
“Yes, mother, I’m ok. But you’re hurting me.” I answered through the pain.
My mother let go of me and apologized. “I’m sorry.” She turned to Ryou. “Thanks for bringing her home.” She smiled.Mint: "Thanks for leaving knives around for my daughter to fall on."
“Don’t mention it.” And with that, he strode back to his car and took off.
My mother and I stared after him, until I felt light-headed and almost collapsed on the porch.
“Oh, come inside.” She helped me inside the house and up the stairs. “I’ll phone the school tomorrow and tell them that you’re gonna be off for a few days.” She sat me down on the bed. “I’ll wake you up tomorrow at 7 to change the gauze. If you need anything, shout me.” She kissed my head and left the room.Fushi: Looks like this fic has taken a turn for the boring.
I let out an exasperated sigh as I cautiously fell back onto my bed. I was tired and drained. I needed sleep. I carefully sat up and took of my shoes, flinging them across the room towards the en suite bathroom.Fushi: ...don't know what that means.
Mint: *sigh* How typical of a commoner.
Fushi: Well, can you tell me what it means?
Mint: Of course not. I'm being written by you -- who doesn't know what it means -- after all. All I know is that it sounds fancy. Thanks a lot.
Ichigo: Guys, it means it's a bathroom that's accessed from inside the bedroom.
Mint: ...how the hell did you know that?
Ichigo: Google.
Fushi&Ichigo:
Ohhh.Fushi:
The boy was--I stood up and walked over to my chest of drawers. I winced several times as I bent down to open the bottom drawer and pulled out a pair of red pyjamas with cherries on. I quickly changed out of my uniform and into my pyjamas, making sure I didn’t aggravate my wound.Fushi: She should have said "agitate". Then I could make a "meltdown" reference.
Mint: But that wouldn't make sense.
Fushi: Allegro~ Agitaaaaaaate~
I opened a window before climbing into my bed. I yawned as I snuggled up under my blanket and pulled my knees to my chest. I closed my eyes and began to drift off into my dream world.
I was in the park. The spider Kimera Anima was stood on top of the hill, looking down at me.[/i]
Fushi: Oh, not
this again!
Ichigo: Maybe THIS is Sakura's nightmare.
Mint: Three-quarters of the way through...
It had trapped Ichigo and the others in between it’s legs and the ground. I took a few steps closer and saw that Minto had vanished into thin air.Mint: Gee, thanks, Sakura.
Ichigo: ...wait, I just remembered. My
Mom's name is Sakura.
Fushi: Oh wow.
“Minto?” I walked closer, but doing that made Zakuro disappear. Fushi: Keep going, you're doing great!
“Zakuro-san!” I took a step back and called forth my weapon: Butterfly Daggers.
I threw one of the daggers at the Kimera Anima…and it vanished completely.Kish: That was easy.
“That was easy.”Fushi: That was easy.
I giggled as I ran towards the Mew Mews. Zakuro and Minto hadn’t returned from wherever they vanished to and the other Mews looked unconscious. I reached out to touch Ichigo, but as I did, my hand went through her. “Huh?”Ichigo: NOW look what you've done.
The scenery was replaced by darkness.
Not again, I thought as I pulled my hand away from Ichigo. The Mews were still unconscious, but it was like they were holograms.
I stepped away from the girls and sat on my feet, confused. I was always confused, this day had been confusing.Mint: Yeah, pretty sure this is the "nightmare".
I noticed that Purin was becoming transparent. “Oh no!” I quickly stood up and ran over to her, but as soon as I was at her side, she was gone. “Purin?” I placed my hands on the ground where Purin had lay down. Why was everyone disappearing?Kish: I know, it's like they're
holograms!I closed my eyes and tried to picture myself in a happy place, where everyone was real and I wasn’t as confused as I was now. I imagined myself in MaltaFushi: Again.
with my grandparents, when we walked along the beach, when we ate in luxurious restaurants and stayed up all night playing card games. The picture never came. It was like I’d never lived it, meaning I couldn’t see it in my memory.Fushi: Then
imagine it, dumbass.
Tears fell from my eyes I slowly opened them to see Retasu disappear. I just sat there, helpless. I couldn’t stop them from disappearing, I didn’t know how to.
I jumped out of my skin when I heard something crash behind me.Mint: There's a nice image.
I turned to see a huge dagger stuck in the ground. Another one appeared on front of me, and two more at the sides of me. They caged me.Ichigo: Those are some huge daggers.
I heard Kisshu laugh like he did when Ichigo’s attack didn’t work on the spider Kimera Anima. I closed my eyes, hoping all of this was just a bad dream.
I felt something caress my neck. My eyes jerked open to see Kisshu kneeling down in front of the dagger cage.Ichigo: Ohhh... So they're
Kish's huge daggers.
Mint:
That's no surprise.
Kish: What the hell are you implying?
He had a gentle touch, but I didn’t want him to touch me at all. I just wanted to be safe, I wanted my friends to be safe, I wanted to be normal and never be confused with my life. From the corner of my eye i could see Ichigo disappearing.Kish: NOOOOOOOO MAI WAIFU
Ichigo: I'm not your wife! Didn't you read the last volume of Tokyo Mew Mew?
Berry: It was, like, awesome!
Ichigo: I'm not talking about--
Mint: Actually, Ichigo, Berry
did show up in volume seven. ...and made it sound like A La Mode would be good...
I closed my eyes once more as I felt Kisshu gain a firm grip on my neck. He squeezed my neck like it was a cow’s udder.Fushi: Ew.
I didn’t struggle to break free as I knew that I would fail miserably.Mint: This whole
fanfic fails miserably.
Fushi: Tell me about it.
I flinched as he began to squeeze harder, I think he was determined to kill me.
I felt myself being lifted in to the air as I choked dramatically.Ichigo: ....it actually just said that.
Kisshu took a few steps forward and released his grip on me. I screamed hysterically as I plummeted downwards into more darkness.Ichigo: It
actually just said that.
I watched Pai and Taruto intently as they came up with another plan to defeat the Mew Mews. Kish: ...wait what
Fushi: Scene change
and POV change. Looks like it's time for "Kish's Strange Guilt".
Kish: ...oh
no.Thinking of the Mew Mews made me think of the new Mew. I didn’t know her name, but I seemed to be interested in her.Kish: No.
She wouldn’t leave my mind, seeing her face when I regrettably stabbed her. Why did I do that?
I wasn’t suppose to stab her. I didn’t want to hurt her in any way, even if she is the enemy.Kish:
No.Mint: Oh, this is getting good.
Her beauty was outstanding,Kish: NO!
Fushi: It gets better.
her violet eyes, her straight, soft pink hair. The feel of her hair was mesmerising, I was desperate to touch it just one more time.Ichigo: *bursts out laughing* If you're into slimy, puke-green hair and back tumors, be my guest!
Fushi: *snicker* Though I guess Kish has slimy, puke-green hair too. They're two peas in a pod.
Kish: Hey,
no. NOBODY disses my hair, all right?
Fushi: Whatever you say~
I don’t want her to think of me as a heartless enemy. I need to convince her otherwise. I want her to think that I’m caring. But that’ll never happen, unless I hypnotize her into believing that I’m a perfect somebody.Fushi: Aaaaaah~ God, this is the worst Kish we've ever MST'd.
I feel guilty about stabbing her, it was unintentional. I never stabbed Ichigo when I was in love with her, so why did I hurt the fragile butterfly?Ichigo: *wipes tear* Oh, this is rich.
I’ll have to pay her a visit tomorrow, she should be out of action for a couple of days so I’ll have a good chance of talking to her alone.Mint: Yeah, why don't you bring her flowers while you're at it?
Kish: *hides under a blanket*
“Kisshu? Are you listening?” I was disrupted from my thoughts when I heard Pai shout me.Lettuce: That's more like it.
“Huh?”Fushi: Muh?
Ichigo: Buh?
“Kisshu’s acting like he’s in love again.” Taruto sang with a playful expression on his face.
“I’m not in love, baka!” I retorted, turning away from Taruto. He was a clever kid at times.Ichigo: OH GOD, HE'S A TSUNDERE NOW
Fushi: Looking back on the author's notes in the first chapter... that comes as no surprise.
Mint: *rereads* ....I don't get it.
Kish:
I want to die I want to die I want to die“Kisshu, you will not be joining us tomorrow when we put our new plan to action.” Pai informed as he teleported away, leaving me with Taruto.Fushi: "You're far too busy bein'
tsundere."
So I’m not fighting tomorrow, eh? Perfect. Now I have more free time to talk to her. I stood up and walked away from Taruto before he could ask me anything that was on his mind.
The first thing I’m going to do when I see her is ask her for her name.Mint: You might wanna, I dunno, apologize first?
Ichigo: "Hey, sorry for stabbing you and everything." See, nothing to it.
Well a pretty rubbish ending but my creator is tired, she did an all nighterFushi: Again.
and is in desperate need of a good night's sleep. Be sure to leave a review, telling my creator and me what you thought of me.Mint: Well, look on the bright side, this whole MST is like a big, giant review!
Fushi: And no intermissions this time! I'm proud of myself.
Next Chapter Chapter Four: Talking To The Fragile ButterflyIchigo: Love how the chapter titles say exactly what's going on.
Fushi: See you next time... "fragile butterfly".
Kish: I hate you all.