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Post by Super Pickle on Feb 18, 2009 0:01:07 GMT -5
When everyone just started saying "That was easy"
I lol'd, man. I lol'd hard.
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Post by Gcio on Feb 18, 2009 8:41:59 GMT -5
PFAHAHA "I felt like I was.. stabbed." "I was angry because I was stabbed." "Oh, no, Sakura! You got stabbed!" "I was stabbed?" "Is there a giant arse hole in my stomach because I was stabbed?" .. seriously, I think this girl gets some word of the days and tries to put as many as possible in her fic. Oh mai gah. Hilarious, though. Don't forget "freezing". "I was dizzy because it was so freezing." "Brr, it's freezing!" "Sakura-neechan's freezing!"
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Post by Gcio on Feb 18, 2009 8:42:32 GMT -5
When everyone just started saying "That was easy" I lol'd, man. I lol'd hard. That was easy.
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Post by Super Pickle on Feb 18, 2009 15:45:04 GMT -5
When everyone just started saying "That was easy" I lol'd, man. I lol'd hard. That was easy. Take it easy~!
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Post by Gcio on Feb 18, 2009 16:46:24 GMT -5
I would have worked on the MST today.
But I didn't.
BECAUSE THEY FFFFFFFFKING BLOCKED FANFICTION.NET
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Post by NUMBER 1 FREAKING? PRINCESS on Feb 18, 2009 21:08:37 GMT -5
MST was awesome~ AND THAT'S LAME. ): Also, Kisshu's hair is hawt. Like HAWT!!!!!!1 hawt.
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Post by Gcio on Apr 18, 2009 18:12:04 GMT -5
Yay, my creator updated me quicker, meaning she's happy.
Mint: ...no. We're not doing any more of this. No. No.
I seriously think that she has nothing better to do.
Fushi: See, even the fanfic thinks so. Mint: no no no no no no no no
She keeps spending all her time on a broken laptop and she isn't getting out at all. Bless her little cotton socks.
Fushi: .....nothing to say to that. Mint: no no no no no Fushi: Ah, wait. "No."
She now has seven reviews. Yay for reviews.
Ichigo: Yay for enthusiasm.
Well, enjoy chapter four!
Fushi: I'm looking forward to tsundere!Kish.
Chapter Four: Talking To A Fragile Butterfly
The first thing I’m going to do when I see her is ask her for her name.
“Kyaa!” I quickly sat up in my bed, panting heavily. I had another nightmare. It had to be the fourth one I’d had on the same subject; the Kimera Anima and Kisshu.
Fushi: Goodness, she "kyaa"s a lot. Kish: Only because she was stabbed.
It was strange that I’d been feeling so worried about that battle which was won by us easily. I didn’t know why I was so wound up by it.
Kish: Because you were stabbed.
“Sakura-chan, why do you keep screaming?” I turned my head to see my mother wrapping a dressing gown around herself as she entered my room. I switched my bedside lamp on. “Is your stomach hurting?”
I looked down at my stomach. “Yeah, a bit.” I lied.
Kish: It's not a lie because she was stabbed. Ichigo: Um, that's enough, Kish. Fushi: Why does she have to lie to her own mom about having nightmares? Mint: Because Sakura's a big girl now. Kish: And big girls don't cryyyy~
It didn’t hurt as much now. It’s strange actually, because you would imagine a stab wound to hurt for a while, even I was confused when I woke up from that nightmare without pain.
Fushi: Because you're a Mary-Sue. Mary-Sues feel no pain.
“I’ll change your gauze. It’s quarter to anyway.” My mother left the room before I could retaliate.
Ichigo: "Wait, Mommy! Come back! Quarter to WHAAAAaaaaaaa~t?!"
I looked at the alarm clock, which read 6:46,
Fushi: Quarter to six. Ichigo: Ah.
before rolling up my pyjama top so I could see my bandage. It was stained with my blood from last night.
For some reason, I wanted to touch my wound, but it was on my back, so that made it slightly harder for me.
Kish: It would have been nice to know that earlier. Fushi: Yeah, you're right. Up until now I thought she got stabbed in the stomach. Ichigo: This means that Kish is a backstabber~
I rolled over so I was lay on my stomach as my mother walked into the room.
Mint: "So I was lay on my stomach". Ichigo: "WHY IS SHE COPY MEEEE?!"
“Sit up, Sakura-chan.” She ordered.
I sat up with my back to her and she began to tug at the gauze.
“Onee-sama!”
Fushi: Here come Zakuro and Mint...?
“Lini-chan! Go get dressed!” My mother shouted at my little sister as she skipped into my room.
Fushi: Or not. Kish: This would've been nice to know earlier, too. Fushi: What, you expected this to be well-written?
“But I wanted to see Sakura-chan's boo-boo!” Lini cried.
“Lini-bozu, you're really weird.” I smiled as she walked over to me. A huge smile was spread across her face, she looked like she was up to something.
“Onee-sama…” She sang, rocking on her heels. I looked at her as she took a deep breath. “When you die, can I have your room?” She began to giggle uncontrollably.
Mint: ...oh, that's real nice. Fushi: "When you die"? When? I like the sound of that.
I fumed as I grabbed the nearest pillow and chucked it at her. “Lini, get lost!”
She ran out of my room while she continued to giggle.
“Sakura-chan. You shouldn’t talk to your younger sister like that.” My mother scolded.
Ichigo: ...she says to her injured daughter. Kish: Who was recently stabbed.
“Why do you always take her side? I’m the innocent one here and she’s asking me for my room?” I felt my mother remove the old gauze from around my stomach. I winced at her touch. “She’s a little brat, honestly.”
Fushi: Yeah, I gotta say, her mom's kinda missing the severity of the situa-- wait, why are we taking Sakura's side? Mint: It's the fanfic's curse.
“Now, Sakura. You were once her age. You can’t have a go at her for being six.” My mother roughly began to wrap the fresh gauze around my wound. “That’s like her saying ‘I hate you ‘cause you’re 14.’ and-”
Fushi: No, it's like saying "I hate you because you're a little brat". Dammit, I'm doing it again.
I cut her off. “I get it. She’s young so I shouldn’t shout at her.” I saw my mother smile at my comment. “I’ll just hit her instead.” The smile turned into a stern look. “I’m kidding.”
Kish: And the moral of the story is...
“Good.” She began to fasten the gauze together with some tape. “Now, I’m gonna drop Lini off at her uncle’s because I need to get to work early.” She stood up and picked up the old gauze.
“I can‘t believe you still trust him with Lini after what nearly happened to me.” I mumbled.
Fushi: WITHHELD INFORMATION Ichigo: I must keep reading to find out what Sakura is referring to!
My mother ignored what I had said, maybe because she hadn’t heard it. “Stay in the house. There’s some ramen downstairs if you get hungry
Kish: Ramen is kawaii. Mint: Watch, next we'll be seeing Sakura eat pocky.
or you can have some soup.
Mint: Soup or ramen? Oh, the possibilities.
Don’t answer the door to anybody.”
“I won’t.” I smiled.
My mother kissed my forehead lightly. “I’ll be back at five.” She smiled as she walked out of my room.
“Sayonara!” I yelled as I heard her descend the stairs.
Fushi: OH THE KANOUSEI
I fell back onto my bed with a smile. My stomach wasn’t hurting in any way so I could do things more easily. I stood up and shuffled over to my window. I yawned silently as I drew open my curtains, letting the sun light up my red room.
Ichigo: Red is not a good bedroom color. It drives you insane. Mint: Actually, that'd explain a lot...
I could hear my mother and Lini argue downstairs. I snickered as I turned off my lamp and sat back down on my bed.
What can I do today?, I thought as I looked around my room. It was slightly messy, with a few CD’s scattered on my desk and some pieces of paper in a corner on the floor from when Lini was colouring in my room on Sunday. I remembered shouting at her to tidy up the crayons she had left out in my room, causing the innocent devil to cry to my mother. She’s such a brat at times.
Fushi: THAT'S LIKE SAYING "I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU LIKE CRAYONS"
I heard the front door slam shut. I was desperate to laugh, but I didn’t want to. I didn’t even know what I wanted to laugh at. Was it because Lini got in to trouble? Or was it because I remembered Lini getting me into trouble? Either way, I wanted to laugh over Lini. I’m such a mean sister.
Kish: Pretty much.
I tucked a few strands of my pink hair
Mint: By now we know it's pink, okay? Kish: And puke-green.
out of my face and grimaced at the way it felt. It was all greasy and sticky. I scowled, not thinking to take a shower before I let my mother replace the gauze.
Fushi: Eeeew. Kish: We already knew it was gross, too.
I didn’t know how to dress my wounds. I didn’t even know we had gauze in the house, meaning i didn't know where my mother kept the idiotic thing. I stood up, again, and dragged myself out of my room.
“I think I’ll just dip my head over the side of the bath.”
Ichigo: But then you'll wash the acid out of your hair and melt it. D:
I decided as I grabbed the shower head. I wrapped a towel around my shoulders so I wouldn’t get my pyjama top wet and turned the shower on.
Mint: The plot thickens.
I waited as I made sure that the water coming out of the shower head was a reasonable temperature. I hated it being too cold or too hot. I liked it warm enough to tickle my skin as it made contact with it.
Kish: Hot. Fushi: Tumor. Kish: Dammit!
I dipped my head over the side of the bath and sprayed the water over me, letting it soak my hair. I ran my fingers through my hair so more areas got raided with water. When it was dripping, I grabbed my shampoo and lathered it into my hair.
Many questions were in my head at that moment in time. Most of the questions were based on yesterday’s events. The most frequent questions were ‘Why was I doing what I was doing yesterday?’, ‘Why did Ichigo take me to the café in the first place?’ and ‘Why am I a Mew Mew?’. That last one was one was the most difficult to answer.
Mint: She took you to the Cafe because you're a Mew Mew.
Why me? Why am I a flaming Mew Mew?
Fushi: u falmer!!
I’m not special, I’m far from special. I’m suppose to be a normal teenager like everyone else. I’m suppose to focus on two things in life; to get a good education and to meet a man who will look after me. I shouldn’t be fighting aliens. It’s not in my nature to fight. I was always bad at Martial Arts.
Ichigo: I dunno, you were the only one unaffected by the KA's toxins...
I rinsed the shampoo out of my hair and turned the shower off.
Kish: After you melted it.
I couldn’t be bothered with using conditioner, it’s not like I was going anywhere to want soft and shiny hair. I placed the shower head back where I’d got it from and left the bathroom, drying my hair with the towel that was around my shoulders.
Fushi: Too many... pointless... details... Ichigo: Thankfully she just left, so maybe something will happen soon.
“What can I do today?” I asked myself as I opened the door to my room. I got a shock when I entered; someone was in my room. “Kyaa!”
Kish: O HAI, I FIXED UR... uh, bed... Mint: Nice one.
“Hi butterfly.”
The questions came again. Why was Kisshu in my room? Why did he call me butterfly? What was he doing in my room? How did he get in my room?
Kish: I can fly.
I froze as he slowly approached me. I couldn’t scream because nobody would hear me,
Fushi: You could still scream. Nothing's stopping you.
I couldn’t run out of the house because I was in my pyjamas
Mint: Now's not the time to be worried about your appearance.
and I didn’t know any more options on what I could do.
Fushi: I do. Mint: Not again. >>
~INTERMISSION~
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Post by Gcio on Jun 16, 2009 8:40:51 GMT -5
Fushi: And now, after almost two months of waiting-- Mint: We're gonna point out a mistake. It was quarter to seven, not quarter to six. Fushi: ....yeah, that. Ichigo: Also, MST. Fushi: Yup. "What are you doing in my room?" I asked slowly.Kish: in ur room, fixin ur bedz "I just came to visit you, to see if you were okay." Kisshu answered casually as he sat on the edge of my bed.Kish: ...the bed that was broken and I fixted it. Mint: Are you sure the bed wasn't stabbed?Kish: I'll stab your bed. Fushi: (KishxMint fans rejoice!) "Well, as you can see, I am okay, so you can go."
"What if I don't wanna go?" He teased.Kish: IS IT CAN BE DOUJIN TIEM NAO Fushi: Tu-- Kish: I know, I know."What if I call the police?" I retorted.
"But what if I grab the phone before you do?" Was he testing my patience?Ichigo: "What if I kick you in the nuts?" Kish: *shudder* I hesitated for a moment, I knew that he was faster than me. I was definitely no match for him. I sighed with defeat. No matter what I said, I was sure that he wouldn't leave. "Well?"Mint: "Hey, look out the window. I think Pai's out there." Fushi: "Really?! Kyaaa~" *prances over to window* Lettuce: "Hey, look out the window, I think that's a" CHAINSAW RAAAAARGH "Well what?" I think I'd startled Kisshu.Kish: *glances at chainsaw* Eh, not really. I'm used to it now. "Aren't you going to ask if I'm okay?" I asked as I continued to dry my hair with the towel.
"Are you okay?" He asked slowly.
"Yes I am, thank you. Apart from the fact that you stabbed me!" Fushi: STABBED ME... STABBED ME... STABBED ME...Ichigo: *tilts head* We've actually gotten to the point where the word "stabbed" looks weird. I screamed louder than I'd intended to. It was a good job that no one was in the house, otherwise they would think I was loony.Kish: Loony like Lunatone? Fushi: Hell yeah! "Well, I came to apologize for that." Kisshu looked away from me and scanned my room with his golden eyes.Ichigo: With his gently green hair waving in the breeze. Kish: Why, Ichigo, I didn't know you ca-- Ichigo: NO."Apologize?" I choked. "How do apologize to someone after stabbing them?" I was livid. If he thought that he was going to get off lightly, he had thought wrong.
"I can think of a few ways." Kisshu grinned.Fushi: Whoa- ho!Kish: Check it out... I just fixed your bed. *wiggles eyebrows* Fushi: While we're at it, let's fix that tu-- Kish: Dammit!"A few ways?" I repeated. A part of me wanted to know what he meant, and the other part of me wanted to ignore him and smack him numerous times across that pale face of his.Mint: Numerous times. Fushi: You know what? Perhaps the whole tumor thing can be fixed with something as simple as... a sewing needle. Now where do I keep the ohagi...Ichigo&Kish: ...ewww. "I'll have to show you those ways soon." Kisshu stood up and walked towards me.
"It depends what those ways are." I muttered as I folded my arms and looked to the side of me.
"Like I said…" Kisshu cupped my chin into his hands, meaning I had to look at him. "…I'll have to show you what they are."Kish: LET ME SHOW YOU THEM Kisshu leaned in and quickly kissed me on the lips.All: ...oh. My eyes widened out of confusion. That was his apology? I looked into his eyes as he pulled away with a smirk on his lips. I was stunned at the kiss, but riled by the way he 'apologized'.
With every intention, I slapped him hard across the face. He stumbled backwards in shock, giving me a confused look.Fushi: Oooh. Bitch-slapped. "What was that for?"
"That was your apology?! A kiss?!" I was truly vexed. Mint: Vexed. Fushi: Yes. Vexed. Mint: Yeah, pretty sure 14-year-old girls typically don't talk that way. Fushi: lol thesaurus The nerve of the male species, thinking they can butter us up with hugs and kisses which, most of the time, meant nothing to them.Mint: Damn right. A red hand printed on his face where I slapped him. Fushi: Just like in teh animus! My hand tingled slightly, but it didn't hurt me, it tickled more than anything.
"So you would of forgave me if I just said 'Oh, sorry for stabbing you. I'll try not to next time.'?"Kish: "Cuz, you know... Not promising anything, but I'll try." "If you'd meant it, then yes!" I shouted, causing Kisshu to look down ashamed.
"I'm sorry." He spoke softly.
"For what? Stabbing me or kissing me?"
He looked up. "Both."Kish: "Seriously, I wish I hadn't. Now tell that thing on your back to stop... glaring at me." I smiled at his new apology. "I accept your apology, but on only one condition." Kisshu looked intently at me, wanting me to continue. "Don't kiss me again."Ichigo: Note to readers: She doesn't say "don't stab me again". "Why not?" He pouted. "I like your lips, they're soft."
I flushed. "Say that again and I'll slap you harder."
"As long as it's not on my face I don't care." He smirked. I knew what he meant by that.All: *dead silence* Infuriated, I slapped his face again. "Lech!"
"Ouch!" Kisshu rubbed his red cheek. "Would you stop hitting me?"
"Well would you stop hitting on me?!" I retorted.Fushi: Lol, word play Kisshu scowled. "Fine."
I wasn't sure if Kisshu promised that he would stop. If he did, I was sure that it was one promise that he would fail to keep. "Good. Now go."
"Why?"
"Because I have a day off school and I don't want to ruin it by wasting my day on you. I have things I need to do and I can't do them when you're here bothering me!"
Kisshu sighed, defeated. Kish: my heaty is bearken "Fine. Oh, before i go, what's your name?"
"Sakura." I answered slowly. He kissed me, yet he didn't know my name. So that's why he called me 'Butterfly'.
After I'd answered, he teleported away.
I sighed as I lay down on my bed, somewhat exhausted. All I had done was wash my hair and slap Kisshu twice, and already I wanted sleep. I stood back up, ordering myself not to give in to by cosy, comfy bed. I was tempted to sleep, but that was being lazy. I decided to do some house work, to make my mother happy when she returns home from work.Fushi: Incoming scene transition. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Fushi: WHOOOOAAAAAA I had done a lot in eight hours. I had cleaned up the living room for my mother, I tidied Lini's room, I had washed and dried the dirty clothes, cleaned the kitchen and I had cleaned my own room, amazed that I hadn't given in to my bed's pleas to sleep on it. Kish: "Sleep on me, Sakura. Kish fixted meee. Sleeeep on meeeeeeeee~" Mint: Never talk in that weird voice again. Kish: Uh... It wasn't me, it was the bed? It was all tiring, but it was worth it. I was pleased with the result, I could actually see Lini's peach carpet floor when I stepped into her room to put her clothes into her wardrobe.Ichigo: Remember: peach carpet.Fushi: Clearly it has some significance to the plot. I started to get hungry, I hadn't eaten since lunch time yesterday. I tiredly walked to the kitchen so I could make myself something to eat, but as soon as I'd stepped into the kitchen, the phone rang. Scowling, I walked into the living room and picked up the phone.
"Mushi mushi?" I tried ever so hard to fake a happy voice.Mint: ..."mushi mushi"? Fushi: Yeah, a "happy voice" ain't all you're faking. Also, "mushi" means "insect". "Sakura-chan, it's me, Ichigo."
"Ichigo-chan. Konnichiwa!" I didn't need to fake my happy voice anymore.Fushi: But clearly, you need to fake that.Kish: I just thought of something. Since this takes place in Japan, the dialogue must be "translated", right? Fushi: You would know. You're one of the characters. Kish: ....right. But think about it. All those Japanese words being thrown in? They actually are "translated", because in reality, everyone's using gratuitous English! Fushi: Egad! "Are you feeling any better?" She asked me.
"Yep, my stomach isn't hurting at all." I said with relief.
"That's good. Hey, is it ok if we stop by at yours for a bit? It must be boring having to stay at home on your own." Ichigo giggled.
"Sure, but who's 'we'?" I asked.Ichigo: Take a wild guess. "Oh, just me and the other Mew Mews." Ichigo answered.
"Well that's okay." I smiled, and I'm sure Ichigo did too.Ichigo: I'm sure I didn't. "Okay, well I'll see you in about thirty minutes." Ichigo shouted before she hung up the phone.Mint: ...shouted. Ichigo: I'LL SEE YOU IN ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES! Fushi: "OH GOD! MY EARDRUMS!" I was glad that I'd tidied the house, letting the Mew Mews see my house while it was a mess was something I didn't want to do. I continued my mission to make something to eat. There wasn't a lot on offer for me, but I would've settled for anything. I decided to make my meal plain and simple, and nothing was more plain and simple than a cheese sandwich.Fushi: Can't argue there. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Kish: hunahunahunahunahunahunahuna I waited for Ichigo and the others to arrive. For some reason, I was getting impatient because it had been forty minutes since Ichigo phoned me, and she had said that they would be at my house in thirty. Ichigo: I said about thirty. At long last, the bell rang. I excitedly ran to the door and yanked it open, only to see two police officers.Kish: Ah! The popo! I had nothing to do with it, I swear! "Can I help you?"
"Are you Sakura Yamaki?" The tallest officer asked. He looked like he was in his late thirties and had black hair with a few streaks of grey. I nodded at his question. What were the police doing here?Fushi: Clearly it is doujin tiem. Kish: Let's add some pointless space to build up the suspence! "At 8:34 this morning, your mother was involved in a car crash with a lorry. Her legs were crushed and she had internal bleeding in her abdomen. The doctors tried to save her, but due to her loss of blood, she died in the resuscitation fifty minutes ago." The female explained, staring at me sympathetically. "We are very sorry."Fushi: ... Mint: ... Ichigo: .... Kish: ....hawha? I couldn't believe what they were saying. I didn't want to believe it. I wouldn't let myself believe it. Mother was dead?!Kish: ...no, seriously, what? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Fushi: CLIIIIFFHANGER Ichigo: Hanging from a cliiiiiffYangWoof: I think i went overboard with the ending. I just wanted Sakura to have something tragic happen in her life, so i decided to kill her mother. Fushi: Oh, Rugbass, you card! I was going to kill Lini, but i didn't want her to leave the story so soon, she's going to have a good role in this story so i hope you like the innocent devil. Mint: It's okay, I know what it's like to be written by someone who likes to-- Fushi: lol reiko dies Yay, my creator spoke again. Ichigo: aaaaaaaaaa I wish that she'd speak more often in this, because i'm pretty tired of saying things, and i'm only a body of words!Ichigo: aaaaaa... aa. Fushi: Yeah, it's not funny anymore. I'm not a super body of words, i wish i was though. hooray for the Super Body Of Words! Super Body Of Words flies across screenMint: ....Rugbass is secretly Baro. That's the only logical explanation. Kish: Are you a Bravey Poisony? Well make sure you leave those reviews for my creator to read. She likes reading them, then again she's just a retard who has no social life. Fushi: Pretty much. Bye and hoped you enjoyed reading me.
Next chapter Chapter Five: The Butterfly BreaksIchigo: Yandere VS yandere. You have been warned.
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Post by Chuckus on Jun 16, 2009 23:35:54 GMT -5
It makes me happy to see that you're still posting MSTs on an almost dead forum. So happy. However, makes me sad that no one's posted.'
BUG BUG Killing Lini is a really weird idea, imo.
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Post by Chuckus on Jun 16, 2009 23:40:47 GMT -5
Also, someone else uses the word "popo? ;D"
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Post by Gcio on Jun 17, 2009 8:31:45 GMT -5
It makes me happy to see that you're still posting MSTs on an almost dead forum. So happy. However, makes me sad that no one's posted.' BUG BUG Killing Lini is a really weird idea, imo. BUG BUG? So kawaii ^//0//^ Yeah, didn't she just get introduced in that chapter? Unless she was wearing a red shirt, killing her off so early would be pointless. And yes, I use "popo".
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Post by Gcio on Jun 18, 2009 13:54:33 GMT -5
Fushi: Chapter five, guys. Let's do this.
Yay! My creator is giving me a break from talking. I'll be back in 3-6 chapters so see you till then!
Ichigo: Well, we're almost halfway through the fic... Fushi: Looks like she's ditching the creepy talking fic routine. What a relief.
Yang Woof: Yay chapter 5 is here. I really have nothing to do but i go back to school on the 8th September so i have to think of things to do until then.
Mint: ....wait, Yangwoof is the creator? I thought her name was... Redeeming Grace Broken Sanity. Kish: That's what it said at the beginning of the fic, but we checked later and that was the name, right? (Just say "Rugbass".) Mint: (No.) Fushi: FFnet is blocked, though, so I can't check to see what the name is now... So let's stick with Rugbass just to be safe. Kish: lol time paradox
I am also changing the summary, i don't think it fits with the story, but now i have to make the new summary sound good hmm...(Thinks)
Fushi: We already dealt with the whole "Yangwoof/Rugbass" thing so let's just assume she'd already changed it by the time we got to it.
Thanks to my reviewers! Your reviews have kept me going (Claps for the reviewers!)
Ichigo: Do we get claps, too?
Special thanks to MewToffee - I wasn't aiming for her to be similar to Sakura from Naruto, but if that still happens when you read it, just imagine yourself with long pink hair...(Lol i don't know if it will work, but if it does, tell me please!)
Mint: In other words, "Just turn her into your crappy self-insert!"
And special thanks to Usagiki1234.
Well here's Chapter Five, enjoy please x
Kish: Okay x
Chapter Five: The Butterfly Breaks
I couldn't believe what they were saying. I didn't want to believe it. I wouldn't let myself believe it. Mother was dead?!
Fushi: "Shinjirarenai... shinjirarenai... shinjirarenai...! Shinjirarenai!!" Kish: (shi ne shi ne minna shi neeeee)
I was immobilized with shock. The tears swelled up in my eyes. The two police officers stood still, looking at me like they were waiting for me to do something, say something.
Ichigo: Tick tock.
"S-she's d-d-dead?" I stuttered with a groggy voice. They nodded solemnly. "N-no, she can't be dead! She just can't be dead!" The tears spilled out of my eyes like waterfalls.
Mint: She's dead.
The female officer handed me a clean tissue. "Sakura-chan," She began. I looked at her with my tear-filled eyes.
Fushi: As opposed to looking at her with your tear-filled ass.
"Would you like to see your mother? She's at the hospital morgue."
I nodded slowly as I wiped my eyes which were stained with my tears.
Mint: I dunno, usually it's your face that's sta-- Fushi: Enough about the tears already! You're crying. We get it.
I walked slowly down the path, alongside the female police officer. I looked at her name badge, she was called Xi.
Ichigo: For a weeaboo fic, that's not a very Japanese name. Kish: OFFICER Z, REPORTIN' FOR DUTY
I stepped onto the sidewalk to see neighbours staring. They must of thought
Mint: Must have thought.
that I was being arrested, until the male officer told them not to stare in case it aggravated me,
Fushi: "Aggravated me"? You're using that as if they're saying "Don't stare, she might keel you!!"
causing them to walk away confused. I've never heard a police officer say anything like that before.
Fushi: Clearly you don't watch much TV.
Xi opened the car door at the side of the passenger door.
Mint: "Xi opened the car door at the passenger side". Ugh, this repetitivity is giving me a headache. Kish: YEAAAAH, OFFICER Z
She motioned for me to get in. As I stepped closer to the car, I heard someone shout my name.
"Sakura-chan!"
Ichigo: That's my cue.
I turned my head to see Ichigo and the other Mew Mews run towards me with shocked expressions on their faces.
"Sakura 'nee-chan got arrested?" Purin asked.
Fushi: Nah, you can't get arrested just for being a Mary-Sue. Mint: "Sakura-neechan".
I shook my head quickly.
"Are you friend's of Sakura?" The male officer asked the Mew Mews.
Mint: Inappropriate use of apostrophes.
"Hai, sir." Retasu answered.
Kish: (Nipah~)
Xi looked at me as if to say 'Should we tell them?'. I nodded before climbing into the back of the car, letting more tears escape my violet eyes.
Fushi: Ugh, again with the tears! Mint: I need some tea. Ichigo: "And as the tears escaped my beautiful violet eyes, they were carried away by the breeze and sparkled like Christmas ornaments." Kish: Tell 'em, Officer Z.
"I'm afraid that Sakura's mother passed away before. Sakura was just on her way to see her." Xi explained.
I heard the Mew Mews gasp with astonishment.
Kish: OFFICER Z used ASTONISH!
"Oh my gosh!" Minto cried. Xi sat in the back of the car, next to me, and shut the car door.
Kish: ...kbai
I bit my lower lip, hoping that doing this would prevent me from crying anymore.
The male officer got into the driver's seat of the car and pulled away from my house.
"Does Lini know?" I asked Xi.
"Who's Lini?"
"My onee-chan." I answered with a croak.
Mint: "Onee-chan": 9 letters. "Sister": 6 letters. Fushi: Yeah, and speaking of "croak"...
"Where is she now?" Xi asked.
"She's at her uncles.
Mint: Aaaaand inappropriate lack of apostrophes. Unless she's with multiple uncles... and even then, it should be "She's with her uncles". Kish: It's always the uncle.
But I don't want Lini to know. She's only six. I don't know how she'll take it if we tell her." I cried.
"Sakura-chan," I looked at Xi. "Lini-chan has a right to know about her mother. It's not fair to keep her in the dark about this." She explained.
Fushi: *insert Cool Edition reference*
I looked down, I knew she was right. "Do you have a phone I can use for a minute?"
Xi put her hand in her pocket. She quickly pulled out an old mobile phone and held it out in front of her.
Mint: "Officer Z took an old mobile phone out of her pocket and handed it to me". Is that so hard? Is that SO hard?! Kish: You just said "Officer Z". Mint: ...I did not.
"Arigatou." I smiled as I took it gently from her. I pressed the numbers which made up my uncle's home number. I pressed call and waited impatiently for him to pick up.
"Mushi mushi?"
Fushi: kyaa \^0^/ BUG BUG \^0^/ kyaa
"Gao, it's me, Sakura."
"Sakura, what do you want?"
Ichigo: ...Pretty sure "Gao" isn't actually a name. Kish: I thought it was onomatopoeia for roaring. And look, she had a perfectly good chance to use "oji-chan" and she missed it.
"Could you bring Lini-chan to the hospital when you've picked her up from school?"
"Why do you want her to go to a hospital?"
I growled.
Ichigo: Gaaaaoooo.
"Please just bring her, I'll explain when you get there." I hung up the phone before he could argue with me and handed the phone back to Xi.
"That was a bit impolite, hanging up without saying bye." Xi scolded.
Mint: ....You're scolding her for being impolite. Her MOTHER just DIED. Kish: I believed in you, Officer Z.
"Me and my uncle don't have the best relationship in the world." I stated. I detested my uncle an awful lot. To me, he was a monster, to Lini, he was the best uncle ever. I hated Lini's and uncle's friendship. It sickened me.
Ichigo: tehy ar prepz n pozrs Fushi: Guys, I think now would be a good time for another intermission. Mint: Again? Why? Fushi: School's almost over. Mint: ...ah. Kish: For those of you reading this on the website! Now would be a good time to run off to get snacks and refills. Fushi: *all dramatic* It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
~INTERMISSION~
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Post by Chuckus on Jun 18, 2009 15:02:29 GMT -5
"BUG BUG" "RAWR, IT'S ME, SAKURA-CHAN. :B"
Haha, this is a very exceptionally clever MST. Keep it up, Fushi! : D
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Post by Gcio on Jun 19, 2009 8:35:10 GMT -5
"BUG BUG" "RAWR, IT'S ME, SAKURA-CHAN. :B" Haha, this is a very exceptionally clever MST. Keep it up, Fushi! : D Ohoho, thank you. <3
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Post by Gcio on Jun 19, 2009 9:40:12 GMT -5
Fushi: Intermission over. Hope you all enjoyed your bathroom breaks.
"Would you like to go in alone or would you like us to come in with you?" The male officer, who I found out was called Satoshi, asked me calmly.
Fushi: Nii-Nii ;A; Mint: So now they're at "the hospital morgue".
"I'll be okay, on my own." I faked a smile.
"If your uncle and Lini come, we'll send them in." Xi smiled before I entered the morgue.
It was quiet and eerie in the morgue,
Mint: Repetitive.
like you're in a haunted house playing hide and seek and you can't find anyone.
Mint: And that's a terrible simile. Fushi: No mercy today, huh?
There were a lot of dead people in the morgue, more than I'd expected there to be. There were a few old people near the entrance of the morgue, and the youngest were at the back of the room. I looked around for the people that looked like they were in their 30's. Mother was bound to be there.
Kish: Sakura sees dead people.
I'd eventually found my mother. I gasped at her appearance. Her legs were in a bad way, her skin was colourless and her eyelids were an unnatural shade of purple.
Ichigo: It's called eyeshadow.
The tears flowed down my cheeks as I looked at the tag on her trolley.
Mint: Again with the tears.
Surname: Yamaki.
Forename: Yoko
Age: 34
D. O. B: 4/7/1972 (M/D/YYYY)
D. O. D: 9/3/2006
Cause Of Death: RTC
Fushi: Cause of Death: Failure to pierce the heavens.
I leaned on the trolley and gazed wearily at my late mother. Her look scared me slightly, but it didn't stop me from looking at her. Looking past her bleak appearance, I began to see her warm smile, her rosy cheeks and her crimson lips. I stroked her light pink hair as I remembered how vibrant it used to be. It now felt straw-like and dead, dead like her.
Mint: Oh, she's dead? Thanks for reminding us. Fushi: Ew, wait, so the hospital morgue is just a room full of uncovered dead people? What if flies get in? What if it begins to reek of rotting flesh? Ichigo&Kish: Ewwwww.
I cried softly as I traced my fingers along her cold skin.
"Sakura, what's wrong?" I quickly turned my head to see my uncle, breathless, with my little sister in his arms.
Kish: "And why are we in a room full of uncovered dead people? If I didn't know any better, I'd say that someone died!"
"Gao, may I speak to Lini for a minute." I asked as I walked up to him.
Mint: That's a question, not a statement. Ichigo: So his name really is Gao? Hrm.
He nodded as he put Lini down and walked over to where I was stood. Lini-chan," I heard my uncle gasp.
Mint: Missing quotation mark. Also, the way that sentence is put together makes it sound as though Gao is gasping "Lini-chan!" Kish: ...that sounds so nasty.
"Onee-sama has bad news."
"Onee-sama has bad news?" Lini repeated.
Mint: ("Oneesama"...) Kish: Oneesama~! Fushi: Has baaaaaad news.
I nodded. "You know like mother always said, that when people stop breathing, the angels take them away?" Lini nodded.
Fushi: Not true. Look. *stops breathing* See? Nothing. Nobody's taking me away.
"Well, mother has been taken away by the angels. They've decided that…" I paused. I tried to think of a gentle way to put this to Lini. "…mother needed a break from life, and decided to let her join them as an angel, so she can look down on us."
Kish: Hurr. Ichigo: Wait, didn't Lini say "If you die, can I have your room?" earlier? So why is Sakura making all of this up now? Mint: Plus, saying "she's taking a break" implies she'll be back...
"So, mummy's an angel?" Lini asked.
"Yep." I smiled through my sadness. I picked Lini up and carried her over to our late mother.
Kish: "Look, Lini? See? See how messed up she is? She really needed that break, huh?" Fushi: "I won't question this situation any further!"
"Gao," We turned to face each other. "If the police ask me where I'm staying, I'm going to say that I'm staying at yours. But I'm not, I'm going to find somewhere else to live. But take care of Lini, will you? Mother would want her to stay with you." I handed Lini to Gao.
"Thanks, Sakura." He smiled. That had to be the first smile he gave me in my whole life.
Fushi: Yeah, now that he has the loli all to himself. Kish: Like I said, it's always the uncle!
He took Lini and I walked out of the morgue after saying a goodbye to my mother.
I found Xi and Satoshi waiting in reception. I walked up to them slowly as they turned their heads to face me.
"Sakura-chan," Xi began. "May we ask where you will be staying?"
Mint: Such pulse-pounding excitement.
"I'll be living with Gao and Lini." I answered. "Could you please drop me off at home." I looked down at myself.
Mint: Question, not statement.
"I can't exactly walk down the streets in my pyjamas."
"Okay, Sakura."
The police officers lead me to their police car and I got in the back. I stared blankly out of the window as i wondered where i would stay.
Fushi: Aaaand... scene transition.
It was a silent ride, apart from Satoshi messing with the radio every two minutes. I was tired. I was in a discontent mood. But I had to be cheery, for mother's sake. She always hated it when I was moody. She used to say to me 'Sakura-chan, you need to be happy, otherwise when you're in a bad mood, it put's other's around you in a bad mood too.'. I smiled to myself as I remembered every comment my mother said to me when I was upset:
Kish: Ooh, is it time for a flashback montage? I love those. Mint: Inappropriate use of apostrophe.
'Don't let sadness keep you down, 'cause if it does, it take's everyone down with you.'
Mint: Inappropriate use of apostrophes... again. Ichigo: So it starts with a rewording of what was said earlier. If you think about it, "when you're in a bad mood, it puts others around you in a bad mood too" and "if sadness gets you down it takes everyone down with you" mean the same thing, right? Fushi: Or maybe it means that her tears will unleash doom upon our world. Typical Mary-Sue. Kish: Nah, we'd all be dead by now.
'One of the many things a boy notices on a girl is her smile. If he likes her smile, he'll make her happy. If he hates her smile, he'll mistreat her so she can't smile. So make sure you have the most perfect smile, so the lad of your dreams can make you happy.'
Mint: Wow. That's terrible. I mean, he won't notice your personality or anything, just how you look when you smile! This is why I hate men. Fushi: Yeah, I don't think he's really "the lad of your dreams" would "mistreat" you if you smile at him the wrong way. That's pretty awful advice right there. Kish: It's funnier if you replace "smile" with "breasts". Fushi: "If he hates her breasts, he'll mistreat her so she can't breasts"? Kish: Hell yeah.
The police car pulled up outside my house. I opened the car door and stepped out onto the sidewalk.
Kish: Aww, it's over already? Mint: Thankfully. Kish: That was the worst flashback montage ever.
"Sakura, will you be okay?" Satoshi asked.
"Only we've got to be somewhere now." Xi added.
Fushi: Like a bed. Kish: I'll fix it!
"I'll be fine. Arigatou." I closed the door and they took off, leaving me outside my house.
I ran into my house, the tears leaking out of my eyes like water dripping out of a broken faucet.
Mint: Oh god, the tears and a bad simile? This is not my day. Fushi: It's not supposed to be your day. We're MSTing this for a reason, you know. Mint: ....touche.
I dashed up the stairs and into my room. Crying heavily,
Kish: BAWWWWWW
I crawled under my bed and pulled out my duffel bag. I vigorously threw the bag on top of my bed and opened it.
I stomped over to my wardrobe and yanked the doors open, throwing every item of clothing onto my bed.
Fushi: Sakura's PMSing. Ichigo: Don't tell me Kish stole her tampons, too.
I scrunched up the clothes and slammed them into the bag. After I was finished packing my clothes, leaving out one outfit, I moved on to my necessities, like hair brush, toothbrush, bobbles, mobile phone and charger and the money I had saved from my last birthday.
I closed the bag and threw it on the floor before changing into the outfit I had left out on the bed which consisted of black combats and pink shirt with a black skull and crossbones printed in the middle. I scruffily tied my hair into a bun, leaving my bangs loose.
Mint: Don't forget your razors, Ebony.
I picked up my bag and stormed down the stairs. I put my converse shoes on before leaving the house, slamming the door behind me.
Kish: ...and then her tumor got caught in the door. Fushi: How will she get herself out of this one? Kish: Um, she could just open the-- Fushi: Scene transition.
I felt physically sick. What did I do to deserve this bad day?
Mint: Oh, come on, you're acting as though your mother died on purpose just to upset you.
I approached the Café Mew Mew,
Ichigo: The Cafe Mew Mew.
taking in a deep breath. I didn't know if I could face the Mew Mew's questions on my mother's death, I was sure that they would be curious. I exhaled the breath as I slowly opened the door to the café.
Fushi: She exhaled the breath, guys.
The first Mew I saw was Retasu. She looked at me solemnly before returning to whatever she was doing.
Lettuce: *polishing chainsaw*
I took a few more steps into the café before Ichigo came up to me.
"Sakura-chan, are you ok?"
"Hai." I answered.
Ichigo: Yeah, hi to you too, but are you okay?
"Are you sure? I mean, your mother's just…you know…" Ichigo lowered her voice. "Died."
"I know she has, but I don't see why that should stop me from working. I do have a job here, you know." I tried really hard to fake a convincing smile, but Ichigo didn't buy it.
Fushi: You're almost as bad a liar as Keiichi.
"Sakura-chan, you should go home. You've got the day off anyway, you know, 'cause of your injury. You might as well go home."
"What home?" I looked down at my duffel bag. Ichigo's gaze followed mine.
Kish: Plot twiiiist?
"What do you mean 'what home?'? Sakura, are you saying that you're not gonna be living at that house anymore?"
"I wouldn't be able to if i wanted to. My mother didn't own it, so we don't get it." I explained.
"We?" Ichigo repeated.
"Me and Lini." I stated.
Mint: "Lini and I". Fushi: You're really unforgiving, huh? Mint: This fanfic is worse than we originally thought. There is no excuse.
"Who's Lini?"
"My onee-chan."
Fushi: Just gonna point now that the exact same exchange happened earlier in the chapter between Sakura and Xi. Kish: Officer Z. Fushi: Sorry. Between Sakura and Officer Z.
Ichigo nodded her head. "Well, where are you staying?"
"I have enough money to stay in a B&B for a couple of weeks." I answered quietly.
Fushi: ...aaaand I don't know what that means. Mint: "Bed and breakfast". Fushi: Oh. ...so, a hotel.
Ichigo gasped. "You can't live in a B&B!"
"I have no other choice, Ichigo-chan."
"Where's Lini staying?"
"At Gao's." I answered.
"Who's Gao?"
Kish: MY ONEECHAN!
"My uncle. But I'm not staying with him. He's a bloody maniac." I exclaimed.
"Well…" Ichigo was deep in thought. She and I both knew that the only place I could stay in was a B&B, she just wouldn't admit it.
"Ichigo, get back to work!" Ichigo jumped as she turned to see an impatient looking Ryou.
"But Ryou, we have a problem." Ichigo wailed.
Ichigo: We've got trouble... trouble... and TROUBLE.
"Oh yeah? Well I have a problem with you not working." Ryou smirked at Ichigo.
"But Sakura's homeless!" Ichigo shouted.
Ryou's and my eyes widened.
Kish: O____O
I couldn't believe that Ichigo actually shouted that out loud. The other Mews came over to us, wondering what Ichigo meant by her comment.
"Sakura-chan has nowhere to live because of her mother." Ichigo explained to the Mew Mews and Ryou.
Ichigo: "It's all her fault! All her faaaault!!"
"Why's that then? Did she get kicked out for being a bad girl?" Ryou teased.
Ichigo and the others glared at him while my tears fell silently from my eyes. Customers began to stare at us curiously.
"Ryou, that was uncalled for!" Retasu shouted as she noticed my tears. She walked up to me and comforted me with a cuddle.
"And she didn't get kicked out!" Minto added. "Her mother died."
Mint: Thank you, fic!me.
Ryou's face was now covered with guilt.
Kish: It's like if his face was covered in peanut butter... Except instead of peanut butter, it's guilt.
I think he was now feeling sorry for me, and that was the last thing I wanted people to feel.
Fushi: DON'T YOU DARE PITY ME, BITCH
"What's going on out here?" Keiichiro walked out of the kitchen and looked at us. "Why's everyone shouting?"
"Sakura 'nee-chan is homeless!" Purin cried.
The customers were now gasping and talking about our conversation amongst themselves.
Mint: That's called eavesdropping.
Keiichiro looked at me sympathetically. I was getting sick of that look. It was driving me mad. "Sakura-chan, come into the back for a moment." He walked into the back room.
Retasu walked me into the back room since I was frozen and couldn't move. I sat down on the chair opposite Keiichiro and hugged my stomach.
"Retasu, could you leave us for a moment please." Keiichiro asked politely.
"No." I looked at Retasu, then Keiichiro. "I want her to stay."
Lettuce: ...she doesn't end up with Pai, does she? Ichigo: I don't think Pai's even in this fic.
"Okay." Keiichiro smiled.
Retasu sat beside me, wrapping a comforting arm around me.
I had stopped crying, for now, but my eyes were still glossy and full of tears.
Mint: Okay, that's it. *pulls out thesaurus and starts flipping through it* There has to be another word for "tears"....
"Now then," Keiichiro began, sitting in front of Retasu and me. "What's wrong?"
I looked at Retasu as if to say 'Will you tell him?'. She nodded, understanding my facial expression.
"Sakura-chan's mother died earlier today and now she has nowhere to stay.
Kish: Uh boy.
Ichigo-chan was telling her that she can't live in a B&B and then Ryou came over,
Kish: "And we made him flee."
asking Ichigo why she wasn't working, then Ichigo shouted that Sakura-chan
Kish: "Had been outed." Ichigo: ("Outed"?)
was homeless. Then Ryou asked was she homeless because she's been bad then-"
Kish: "We all started rhyming and... this is a pen."
"I get it, Retasu-chan." Keiichiro smiled.
Mint: That means "shut up, Kish". Fushi: Keiichiro breasted.
Retasu nodded and took a much-needed breath. "So, you're now homeless, Sakura-chan."
Ichigo: Pretty much!
"Hai." I said with an unclear throat.
"Well, you are more than welcome to stay here with Ryou and me, that is if you want to. I'm not going to force you into staying somewhere where you aren't comfortable."
Kish: You know, if this was a doujin...
"Thanks Akasaka-san, but I'll just stay in a B&B." I cleared my throat. "And I would like to start working here as soon as I can."
"Okay well your uniform is upstairs. Retasu-chan will show you where it is." Keiichiro stood up and left the room.
Kish: ...then this would be the part where I nosebleed all over Sakura's arm and try to steal her vegetables. Fushi: Moonie already MSTed that. Also-- Kish: The tumor. I know.
"Follow me, Sakura-chan." Retasu said standing up.
Well, chapter five is finished. What did you think of it? Please, feel free to review.
Mint: This is a review.
Next Chapter Chapter Six: The Butterfly's Bad Temper
Fushi: (Next chapter chapter six.)
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